“…Alright Stop What’Ya Doin’… ‘Cause I’m About To Ruin… The Image And The Style That’Ya Used To…” — DIGITAL UNDERGROUND (“The Humpty Dance” (1990))

“…I Look Funny…

…But Yo…

…I’m Makin’ Money, See…

…So Yo World…

…I Hope Ya Ready For Me…

…Now Gather ‘Round…

…I’m The New Fool In Town…

…And My Sound’s Laid Down By The Underground…”

“…I’ll Drink-Up All The Hennessy Ya Got On’Ya Shelf…

…So Just Let Me Introduce Myself…

…My Name Is Humpty…

…Pronounced With A “Umpty”…

…Yo Ladies…

…Oh How I’d Like To Funk Thee…

…And All The Rappers In The Top Ten…

…Please Allow Me To Bump Thee…

…I’m Steppin’ Tall, Y’all…

…And Just Like Humpty Dumpty…

…Ya Gonna Fall When The Stereos Pump Me…

…I Like To Rhyme…

…I Like My Beats Funky…

…I’m Spunky…

…I Like My Oatmeal Lumpy…

…I’m Sick With This…

…Straight Gangsta Mack…

…But Sometimes I Get Rediculous…

…I’ll Eat Up All’Ya Crackas And’Ya Licorice…

…Hey, Yo, Fat Girl…

…C’mere Are’Ya Ticklish?…

…Yeah, I Called’Ya Fat…

…Look At Me, I’m Skinny…

…It Never Stopped Me From Gettin’ Busy…

…I’m A Freak…

…I Like The Girls With The Boom…

…I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom…

…I’m Crazy…

…Allow Me To Amaze Thee…

…They Say I’m Ugly…

…But It Just Don’t Faze Me…

…I’m Still Gettin’ Into Girls Pants…

…And I Even Got My Own Dance…”

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ย THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOURย CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP!”

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"THE HUMPTY DANCE" From DIGITAL UNDERGROUND's "SEX PACKETS" Album (1990)

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To Y’all, My Peeps…

…Please Have A GREAT FRIDAY…

…And An EVEN GREATER WEEKEND!!!

Hope This Little Bloggin’ing Made You Smile!

๐Ÿ™‚

That Was The Point Of It, Anyway.

If You DIDN’T Smile?

Hmm.

Then You’re A “TOUGH ROOM” As They’d Say.

๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ˜€

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