(A NOT) Random (AT ALL) Movie Mention:
:SPECIAL EDITION:
“TRANCERS“
(1985)
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The Film’s Tagline?
"HIS NAME IS DETH. HE HUNTS TRANCERS. EVEN IN THE 20TH-CENTURY."
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TIM THOMERSON
("B-MOVIE" GOD and IDOL)
…Is…
JACK DETH
(Best Cop Name EVER, btw)
…He’s A 23RD-CENTURY Detective…
…Prowling The Mean Streets Of ANGEL CITY (Formerly L.A.).
The Quake-To-End-All-Quakes Has Leveled The City…
…AND SUBMERGED IT.
Things Are Now Run By A THREE-Member-COUNCIL.
JACK DETH
…Was The BEST Of The BEST At His Job.
You See, He Hunts TRANCERS!!!
What The Hell Is A TRANCER???
Well…
…You Could Say…
…They’re PSYCHICALLY-CONTROLLED-DEHUMANIZED-THUGS…
…Under The Powerful-Control Of Their Leader…
MARTIN WHISTLER
…Played By…
MICHAEL STEFANI
.Period.
The Problem Is…
WHISTLER
…Has Gone Back In Time…
…To…
1985!!!
His Evil Plot?
TO KILL THE ANCESTORS OF THE 23RD-CENTURY COUNCIL!!!
So…
…Who Gets His Ass Enlisted To Go Back-In-Time For Him???
JACK DETH
…OF COURSE!!!
WHISTLER
…Thinks He’s Unstoppable…
…But…
DETH
…Is Hot On His Trail!!!
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Sound Like A CHEESE-FEST To Y’ALL???
GREAT!!!
‘Cause THAT Is EXACTLY What It IS!!!
OH…
…AND…
…IT IS BRILLIANT!!!
It’s (highly-likely) A CHEESE-FEST You’ve NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE…
…But You WILL NOT SOON FORGET!!!
—CAN JACK DETH STOP WHISTLER AND THE TRANCERS?
—CAN JACK DETH SAVE THE FUTURE??
—CAN JACK DETH GET THE GIRL???
—CAN JACK DETH PARTY LIKE IT’S 1985?!?!?!?
??? ??? ???
TIM THOMERSON
Is
JACK DETH
In
1985‘s
“TRANCERS“
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