“Stupidity Is A Talent For Misconception.” — EDGAR ALLAN POE

Edgar Allan Poe

“Call Up… Ring Once… Hang Up The Phone… To Let Me Know You Made It Home. Don’t Want Nothing To Be Wrong… With My Part-Time Lover. If She’s With Me… I’ll Blink The Lights… To Let You Know… Tonight’s THE Night… For Me And You… My Part-Time Lover. …” — STEVIE WONDER (“Part-Time Lover” (1985))

“… We Are Undercover-Passion On The Run… Chasing Love… Up Against The Suuun! We Are Strangers By Day… Lovers By Night. Knowing It’s So Wrong… But Feeeling Sooo Riiight! …”

"PART-TIME LOVER" = THE MOST INFECTIOUSLY-ADDICTIVE Stevie Wonder JAM From The 1980s. PERIOD. Don't Believe Me? Give It A Listen. Makes Me Wanna Walk 5-Miles AFTER I've Hopped AND Skipped 3-OTHER-Miles, AND THEN Do Something Physically-Demanding AGAIN! 😉

YOUR Weekend “CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT DOUBLE-SHOT” Is HERE!

We Open The Series…

…Wiiiiiith…

“MEAN GUNS“

(1997)

"MEAN GUNS" Is Just A WILDLY-ENTERTAINING, SMART-MOUTHED, VIOLENT, CHEEEZZZE-FEST! hahaha And Even BETTER If You Love A Wonderfully-LATIN Soundtrack!!! ICE-T Is A Cool Baddie, Though He AIN'T The Baddie-est. CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Is Much Much More Fun For ME. 😉 Wanna Know MORE?! WATCH IT! Ask My Best-Friend. He LOVES Himself Some "MEAN GUNS"!!! He And I Owned This One Before 99.9375% Of Those Who Might Possibly Care Ever Knew It Existed! #WeWin HAHAHA Sheesh, I Hate That Damned # Thing. I Suppose That'll NEVER Get Comfortable. ;-

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As For The Other Part Of The Double-Shot…

…We Give A Shout-Out To…

“FORTRESS“

(1992)

To ME, "FORTRESS" Is A TRUE-BLUE-DIAMOND In The Proverbial-Rough. It's Actually One Of THE TOP-SHELF Sci-Fi-Prison Films OF ALL-TIME, And THAT Ain't NO JIVE! I've Been A Fan Of CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Since He Played TARZAN In 1984! He's NOT The Greatest Actor, Oh Lord Noooo. BUT He Is CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT! He's FUN, He's FLASHY, He's UNIQUE, And He's A HIGHLANDER! So Unless You're Takin' Heads, CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Will STILL Be Making Movies When You're... Uh... Welll... Whatever. "FORTRESS" Is PRICELESS On So So SO MANY Levels! Is That JEFFREY COMBS Slippin' In There?! And TOM TOWLES, VERNON WELLS and KURTWOOD SMITH?!?!?!?! YOU BETCHA, Kiddies!!! And, As If You Needed MORE ENCOURAGEMENT... ...It's Directed By Mr. STUART GORDON (aka The Guy Who Did "RE-ANIMATOR" and "FROM BEYOND"!!!)!!! 😀

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I Know, I Know.

Christopher Lambert is Most-Quoted As Saying…

“There Can Be Only One!”

…But…

…To ME…

…Just ONE Christopher Lambert Flick Is NEVER ENOUGH!!!

😉

“…If You Ever Look At Me And Smiiile… Alll The Whiiile Now. It May Be Near, But It Might As Well Be A Miiile… ‘Cause Mean Ole’ Woman, I Just Don’t Like Your Style, No. Ohhh… Style, No. …” — JIM “Dandy” Mangrum and BLACK OAK ARKANSAS (“MEAN WOMAN (If You Ever Blues)” (1974))

“If You Ever Waaant To See Me Neaaar… Be Sinceeere, Now. The Way You’re Actin’ Is Just One Thing That I Feaaar. Mean Woman, You’re Just Pretendin That You’re A Dear-Girl. Ohhh… A Dear-Girl. …”

JIM "Dandy" MANGRUM, The Heart AND Soul Of "BLACK OAK ARKANSAS" And About A Six-Pack Shy Of A 12-PACK. Yes, The Math Is Correct, While CONSERVATIVE In MY Estimation. 😉

“I Heat Up. I Can’t Cool Down. You Got Me Spinnin’ ‘Round And ‘Round. ‘Round And ‘Round And ‘Round It Goes. Where It Stops Nobody Knows. …” — THE STEVE MILLER BAND (“Abracadabra” (1982))

“…Every Time You Call My Name…

…I Heat Up Like A BURNIN’ Flame.

Burnin’ Flame Full Of Desire.

Kiss Me Baby…

…Let The Fire Get Higher…”

“…ABRA-ABRA-CADABRA…

…I Want To Reach Out And Grab Ya!

ABRA-ABRA-CADABRA…

…ABRACADABRA.”

😀

“…Well, I Could’ve Been An Astronaut. Could’ve Been A Movie Star. Could’ve Been ANYTHING I Wanted To Be. Could’ve Learned To Laugh A Lot. Could’ve Learned To Call The Shots. Could’ve Been Anything But Something Like Me.” — WARREN HAYNES (“Tattoos And Cigarettes” (1993))

Just A Very WONDERFUL Rock/Blues Jam To Begin The Day, Ya Know? Great Mornings ALWAYS Begin With Something Fun and/or Exciting and/or Meaningful On Some Level. For ME ME, A Quality Jam Like This One, "TATTOOS AND CIGARETTES" By WARREN HAYNES From His '93 Album "TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS", Can Truly Go A Rather LONG WAY In Securing Your Mental/Emotional Self. PLUS... It's Just Great GREAT Music!!! Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps. Enjoy INDEED! 😀