Well, I Do Believe The Title Of This Piece Sincerely Speaks For Itself.
And YES, I’m VERY Serious About This One.
It’s Been VERY Near&Dear To My HEART…
…Since The Film’s Release In 1989.
Are We Ready To Jive???…
…???
M’KAY.
IT’S JIVIN’ TIME!!!
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FIRST-OFF…
…Please…
…Allow Me To Establish What I’m Jivin’ ’bout.
This Is The Film…
“THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING”
(1989)

"The Return Of Swamp Thing" (1989) - Starring DICK DUROCK, LOUIS JOURDAN, HEATHER LOCKLEAR, and SARAH DOUGLAS, and was Directed by JIM Wynorski
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This Is The Main-Character…
“SWAMP THING”
(Hero)
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And THIS Is…
“CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL”
(Amazing Band)
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And The Song That Sparked The Whole Thing Is…
“BORN ON THE BAYOU”
(1969)
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And This Is My Nephew’s Representation Of…
“LEGO CCR”
(Original “Ari Works Of Lego-Art”)

See, My Peeps... I WAS Being Serious. The Crafty Nephew (aka Mr. Ari, aka Boss) Really DID Build His Very Own CCR With LEGOS! Yep. Nifty, Eh?!?!?! π
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Basically…
…The Film Is A Regular…
…hmm…
…Pant-Load Of Excitement AND Fun?
That’s (likely) A Descriptive Enough Phrase (maybe).
The Original “SWAMP THING” Was Directed By Horror Freak WES CRAVEN…
…And Was A Damned-FUN Experience…
…With Some QUALITY Actors Taking On The MAIN ROLES.
In “THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING”…
…hmm…
…We Get HEATHER LOCKLEAR.
Yeah…
…That Hurt.
BUT…
…We Also Get SARAH DOUGLAS (“V”, “SUPERMAN” & “SUPERMAN II”, etc)…
…And…
…We Get DICK DUROCK Back As “SWAMP THING” In This Sequel…
…AND…
…We Get Back LOUIS JOURDAN Reprising His Role As The EVIL “DR. ARCANE”!!!
Sounds Good Enough To Give A Quickie-Lookin’-At, Don’t It?!?!
DAYUM SKIPPY, DRIPPY, IT DOES!!!

"THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING" (1989) Is TOTALLY Available On The Ole DVD, Should Any Of You Care To Check-IT-Out... ...which You ALL SHOULD!!!
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Just Remember This, My Peeps…
…The BEST PART OF THE WHOLE WHOLE WHOLE FILM…
…Is THE MUSIC That Plays…
…DURING…
…THE…
…OPENING and ENDING CREDITS!!!
SOOOOOOO…
…WHY NOT WATCH THE MOVIE TO (at least) GET THERE!?!?!?!
You ALL Should SERIOUSLY…
…TRUST ME.
I Promise, It’ll Be WORTH Your Time.
ALL 88-MINUTES Of Your Time.
π