NEWS FLASH! Nothing Has Been Signed On The Dotted Line, But The Cardinals Are Reporting ALBERT PUJOLS WILL BE RE-SIGNING WITH ST. LOUIS!

WOOT! We Wanted You To Stay, Albert! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! You're A True Cardinal, AND SHOULD BE TILL THE END!

(Full Article Here: http://bleacherreport.com/tb/bc9BH )