The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!

Spontaneous Combustion

Directed AND Co-Written By TOBE HOOPER (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Lifeforce (1985))… Starring BRAD DOURIF (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Child’s Play through Child’s Play 13 ( 1988-????), Deadwood (2004-2006))

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That’s What We’re Talkin’ ’bout Ta-nite.

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Trust Me, Kids… If You’re In ANY-WAY A Fan of Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Movies… THIS. IS. YOUR. MOVIE. Period.

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Have YOU Seen It…

…Ever…

…In Your Whole Life?

Have YOU (even) Heard Of It…

…Like…

…Like Totally In Forever Ever?

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I Honestly NEVER Understood…

…How Such an ENTERTAINING Yarn…

…Directed By “A MASTER In HIS CRAFT”…

…With “A Star Who ALWAYS Pleases AND Amazes”…

…Could Honestly Go Virtually Unnoticed!

I Think I Know FOUR (4) LIVING HUMANS…

… Like PERSONALLY Know…

…FOUR (4)…

…Whom Have Honestly Seen It.

That Makes Me Sad.

😦

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“WTF?!?!?!”

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So Often In Our World…

…Things Come About…

…Here And There…

…Time To Time…

…That Do Make You Say…

…”WTF?!?!?!”

Being a “Child of The ’80s”…

…I’ve Become VERY AWARE Of…

…Hmm…

…How To Say How To Say…

…Umm…

…”Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Things”???

I’m Sure You’re Already Aware’ish To This Fact.

It’s Sort Of A…

…Hmmm…

…”Point Of Personal Pride”…

…?…

…Maybe?…

…Which I Do Find Important For ALL Living Beings to Discover…

…Like You Didn’t Know Already, right?

RIGHT!

Well…

“SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION”

…Is MY TOP-CHOICE…

…In Regard To Being… 

“The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!”

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Brad Dourif is Also A Choice For “The Crown-Jewel” Of Unknown’ish Actors.

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If You’re Willing To Give It A Chance…

…Then I’m VERY SURE It’s a Film You’d Give A Chance…

…To…

…Then.

(*Channeling My Inner "Tim McCarver" I Guess?*)

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Spontaneous Combustion Left Me saying “WTF?!?!?!” And I LOVED IT LOVED IT!!! !!!

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HOWEVER…

…I Do Hope…

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

…Has The Power…

…To Honestly…

…To Truly…

…To Deeply…

…Make You Say…

“WTF?!?!?!”

😉

Here’s A Wild (but real) HEADLINE — “Marlins May Have Offered Albert Pujols 9 years, $225 million” —

Report: Marlins may have offered Albert Pujols 9 years, $225 million

(And Now… (Parts of THE Report)

by Joe CapozziThe Palm Beach Post–

If the Marlins don’t get naming rights for their ballpark, maybe they can end up calling it The House that Pujols Built?

Buried in a Yahoo! column about Justin Verlander’s MVP chances was this paragraph:

“The Miami Marlins aren’t messing around,” wrote columnist Tim Brown. “Their standing offer to Albert Pujols is believed to be for nine years. With a competitive average annual value (say $25 million), that’s $225 million, minimum, and that’s more than what the St. Louis Cardinals are believed to have offered in the spring. Is it possible that two weeks into November Pujols could already have what will be his best offer?”

I have no idea if that figure is correct. If it is, the Marlins could end up paying Pujols more than they contributed to the building of the new ballpark ($155 million), as first pointed out by @FishatBat on Twitter and seen by my colleague Juan Rodriguez.

Meanwhile, Marlins baseball operations president Larry Beinfest was asked last night about whether the team would pursue Prince Fielder if it can’t get Pujols.

“I think we’re going to try to show interest in a lot of things,” he said with a chuckle. … …–

(Full Report Here:  http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/marlins/2011/11/16/report-marlins-may-have-offered-albert-pujols-9-years-225-million/?utm_source=bleacherreport.com&utm_medium=referral )

Hmm…

…Yeah…

…Wellllll…

…Uhmmm…

…I’ll Bite.

Blessed-Be The Random-Maybe-True-Maybe-Not-Speculation!!! !!!

Without It, Where Would We Be!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Exactly.

We Wouldn’t Be Here…

…like Here Here…

…ya know…

…In The Land of Milk and Honey and SPECULATION!

We Are MASTER-SPECULATORS!

You Know It.

I Know It.

Right Or Wrong…

…Like-It Or Hate-It…

…It’s Still KNOWN!

Humans Get MAJOR-LEAGUE Courses In Speculation Throughout LIFE.

It’s EVERYWHERE.

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As Charles Bronson Said…

“Nobody Stays On Top Forever. NOBODY!”

(The Late) Charles Bronson

So I Roll With It…

…’cause…

…ya know…

…That’s How We Do It!

L8r On, My Peeps.

😉